A rogue flasher wandering the streets of Southport Town Centre

2nd May 2017

Residents in the Railway Street area of Southport have reported numerous instances of a drunk man, thought to be in his early thirties – repeatedly wandering up and down the street flashing his penis at unsuspecting passers-by and urinating against houses.

One resident told OTS News that the situation is ‘literally taking the p*ss’ out of their otherwise serene road.

Joe Gordon, who has lived on Railway Street for ten years, said: “It’s always early evening and he stumbles out of a pub on Eastbank Street before wandering down our road and urinating at least two or three times – no idea how he manages to keep so much in!

“But whats worse is he doesn’t put his penis away between his ‘sessions’ and just wanders down with everything hanging out like it’s totally natural.

“We are fed up. Ive gone through twelve bottles of dettol in the last fortnight alone after he took a leak on my fence. “We’ve contacted the local council but there’s nothing they can do – I’ll be putting electric wire up soon so the next time he goes, he’ll be in for a shock!”