Police call Parents to Drunk Southport Smurf rugby player December 16th, 2012 admin Latest News Shares Comments Police call Parents to Drunk Southport Smurf rugby player A young rugby player from Southport was so drunk last night (Saturday 15th December 2012) that BTP Community support Officers called his parents to take him home. The man who was dressed up as a smurf was so drunk he couldn’t walk or keep his head up. The man had been out at a Christmas party with team mates and had far too much to drink, he was found sat in his own vomit at Hillside Railway Station, Southport, at 11:00pm. BTP Police kept a close eye on the man until his parents arrived to pick him up. Related Comments comments!