Abusive Birkdale youths need to be taught a lesson

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12th February 2017

Photo: Major Jonathan Cunningham MBE

Abusive Birkdale youths need to be taught a lesson

A well known care home boss has been the victim of some childish abuse this evening after he tried to confront some youths throwing eggs at cars on Crosby Road.

Well known sandgrounder Jonathan Cunningham, an ex soldier, tried to confront the youths to get them to stop and received a torrent of verbal abuse for his trouble.

However rather than be rattled by the experience, the care home boss simply pointed out that the youths vocabulary could do with some regimental improvement!

He said: “House and cars got egged by a couple of young lads on bikes this evening.

“I rushed to the window to enjoy them showing me various configurations of finger gestures while circling on their ‘borrowed’ bikes.

“That didn’t bother me but I was deeply alarmed by their use of grammar and the use of the term ‘Yous are a complete fing dickhead!’

“I just wanted to run after them and inform them that there is no such term as YOUS…you complete pair of social disappointments!

“I’m sure Her Majesties prisons will correct such grammar atrocities in time.”

 


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